I
hate crowded trains, and I don’t mean crowded as in you don’t get a seat. I’ve
travelled in trains where if you turn your head sideways for some reason, you
might find your face in an awkwardly close proximity to another man’s face. A
few times it got too crammed that I had to make telepathic pacts with strangers
like… ‘you keep your foot between my feet and I keep mine between yours and we
pray to God that the train doesn’t jerk’. To quote the hilarious Mr. Russel
Peters, “In India grown ass men hold hands and walk down the street as if
there’s nothing gay about it” and like most other stereotypes this one too is
true to an extent. I mean us Indian guys, we may start off with a handshake and
may end up holding hands and idly swinging it for the entire length of the
conversation. We don’t realize that by international standards, it is as gay as
it gets.
Don’t
take me wrong. I bear no prejudice against gay people or any other community
for that matter. Infact, my rapport with the Transgender community of the
various railway stations of Andhra Pradesh is a legend of sorts within my
friends circle(I wonder where the hijra’s stand on the telengana issue). There
are forgotten memories that you wish you could remember and then there are
those you wish you could forget but can’t. This particular story belongs to the
latter category. I was returning from a trip to Kolkata and at a station some
hijra’s got on the train ‘begging’.
Well, it was more like extortion. I feigned sleep wanting to be left alone, but
they would take none of it. One of them caressed my cheek(on the face, to rule
out any confusion) and the other started clapping her…. Errr, his…… errr, fuck
it… the other started clapping her hands in front of my face. I awoke from my
feigned sleep with terror at the touch.
‘Paisa
dena Raja…… dena….’, they started talking in their ugly sing-song manner.
To
get rid of them, I start frantically searching my pockets for change. Finding a
two rupee coin, I give it to them.
They
stared at me with contempt and said, ‘2 rupayein jaake tere amma ko de, ab toh
das rupayein nikaal’.
However
frightening the situation was, demanding 10 rupees was outrageous. So I said,
‘Nahin
doonga’, and crossed my arms across my chest.
The
taller among the two glared at me, pulled me forward catching me by my collars
my face mere inches from hers and said,
‘10
rupayein nikaal, varna lip kiss de doonga!!!!!’
I
saw bright red lipstick engulf my vision and gave up.
Thankfully,
before I was lip-raped, my friend(to whom I owe my life) who was sitting beside
me gave her a 10 rupee note and my lip-virginity was spared.
They
say you never forget your first…….
I
say you never forget what could’ve been your first…
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