Saturday, 26 July 2014

When I play with myself...

I'm sure the title has perked your curiosity, but I'm gonna have to disappoint all you dirty minded people. This is not a description of the scenario the title might've led you to imagine. This is about an interesting game I play in my head(with myself :P).

It's called, 'Who's to blame?'. As the name suggests, this involves finding out who is to be blamed for something going wrong and reasoning out why it is so. You might accuse that it's such a negative game. In that case my defence is.... Duh, that's what makes it so-fucking-interesting!!!

To give you a better perspective on the game, I'll give you an example. After watching 'Dawn of the planet of the apes', I started thinking about all the ways in which we humans have mutilated this planet of ours. We are never content with what we have. We need more. Wars are waged for Oil and Natural Resources. We keep designing superior vehicles which create the need for better roads and then we cut down forests to pave these roads. I asked myself,

'Who's to blame?'


'Who started all this?'

The answer was obvious. The first human businessman was the beginning point of the downfall.
You don't agree?

Consider this...
Two cavemen are talking. One has a banana. He peels it, and before taking a bite asks the other,
"Dude, you hungry?"
And then he shares the banana with his friend.

A few months later, the same two cavemen are talking(there were no smartphones then, people talked to kill time). One of them again has a banana(coz bananas are funny). He peels it and before taking a bite asks the other,
"Dude, you hungry?"
The other nods a Yes. A wicked smile then appears on the first man's face as the following words were spoken for the first time in human history,
"That'll be 10 Rupees Sir"
(Or whatever the cavemen currency was at that time). And then they were not friends anymore.

I'm telling you, that is where greed was born. That prick of a banana seller(the first businessman) set our species on the path which took us to the point where we are now.

Well, now you know how the game works. Test it. Blame someone now. I guarantee you, you'll feel good.

P.S
On the off chance that you expected something intelligent from me, I regret to inform you that the precious little of it which I have is being consumed in trying to grasp the nuances of Electrical Engineering. With what's left, these are the only sort of things which I can bring myself to think about.

There's another game called 'Finding Faults'. More on that later.

Ciao.

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Saturday, 12 July 2014

The Forbidden Fruit

Time : Around midnight
Location : The boys hostel of a 'fictional' engineering college in Kerala

Two boys are in a heated discussion while a third is sleeping.

A : The biggest problem with our traditions is that other people decide when, where and with whom we are supposed to have sex. Its like the enforcers of our culture and traditions, lets call them 'the moral police'... its like they derive a somewhat sadistic pleasure in denying us the right to have sex if you're not married.

B : So, the reason you are distressed is because pre-marital sex is discouraged in our society. Huh?

A : I just dont agree with the norm that having a job and getting married are prerequisites to getting laid.

B : In that case, please invoke your abundant wisdom and tell us what the real prerequisites are.

A : The only prerequisite is just that you wanna do it.

B : So, in your opinion, if one wants to do it, he should just go ahead and do it..? Without thinking about consequences or the psychological effects it may have on him and his partner..?

A : Uhh... I, uhh...

B : Let me tell you about nuclear fission. Its a beautiful process. If done in a controlled environment, inside a nuclear reactor, it is a very efficient way to produce energy. But, if you dont control it, the process can destroy everything in its proximity... like Hiroshima. Sex is similar you know. Promiscuity can be disastrous. Sex needs a controlled environment and marriage provides just that, a controlled environment wherein the consequences are manageable.

A : You did not just make that analogy... sex and nuclear fission? Seriously? Hiroshima? That's ridiculous. You couldn't be more absurd.

B : Enlighten me then.

A : Hmm... sex, well... sex is like the proverbial apple of Eden. You instruct us not to eat it... we'll sneak out behind your back and shake down the tree to eat it, without thinking about the consequences.
But, if you allow us a bite once in a while, you know like give us our fair share... we'll keep away from the tree.

B : phh.. and you think my analogy was ridiculous.

C gets up groaning, sits on his bed facing A and asks : Supposing that the tree was not forbidden, and you are hungry too... but what if there were no apples on it?

A : Meaning what?

C : Meaning, Is there a girl who is willing to go down that road with you?

A : No... not yet.

C : Then shut the fuck up and let me sleep.


P.S
Mom.. dad... if you've read this and were wondering... I'm not the A in this story. So, no need to worry okay. Promiscuity is an evil thing. Period.
I'm either B or C. Take your pick.
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